May 2013
fairlyevenparents:
So in Icarly’s new episode, this is the book Gibby’s brother is reading omg
forsciencejohn:
the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
snowstiel:
jo—harvelle:
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
memewhore:
I don’t know about you but I always twerk when I find a snake…
danielbianco:
h0llo:
Do u ever just look at a guy and think “If I drowned in your cum i would die happy”
If anybody would like to drown in my cum, please contact me asap. I’ll be out back filling up the pool.
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narobe:
mooliesauce:
ellieiero:
you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination
and the kids learning about it in class are going to…
lovelynessdreams:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
kit-pocket:
coelacanthteeth:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
gothicstan:
gothicstan:
gothicstan:
i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza
my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD
LOOK
PIZZA
my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
barackfuckingobama:
Are you sure
Are you positive
bceky:
have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours
don’t
permanentlyhiddlestoned:
phoenix:
sakibatch:
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
asphyxion:
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
