fairlyevenparents: So in Icarly’s new episode, this is the book Gibby’s brother is reading omg
forsciencejohn: the year is 2025 scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want the spice girls are getting impatient war is upon us
snowstiel: jo—harvelle: Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
memewhore: I don’t know about you but I always twerk when I find a snake…
danielbianco: h0llo: Do u ever just look at a guy and think “If I drowned in your cum i would die happy” If anybody would like to drown in my cum, please contact me asap. I’ll be out back filling up the pool.
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narobe: mooliesauce: ellieiero: you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination and the kids learning about it in class are going to…
lovelynessdreams: the-fandoms-are-cool: kit-pocket: coelacanthteeth: imagine an entire room and it’s all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there all is bed AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
gothicstan: gothicstan: gothicstan: i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD LOOK PIZZA my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
barackfuckingobama: Are you sure Are you positive
bceky: have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours don’t
permanentlyhiddlestoned: phoenix: sakibatch: one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry” And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar. I just spit water all over my desk.
asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing